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Jul 16 13 1:16 PM

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Have you noticed, we never hear the term "Global Warming" anymore? It became a little awkward for the fear mongers during events of extreme cold weather. Now you won't even hear Al Gore utter the words. The new, politically correct, term is 'Climate Change." It can be used to explain just about anything. Snow in June? Climate change. Cherry blossoms in February? Climate change. Hurricane in Florida? Climate change. Tornado in the mid-west? Climate change. Price increase for gasoline? Climate change. Royal birth, three days late? Climate change.

I'm thinking I might start using the climate change excuse myself. Wife complains if I come home too late? Climate change. Bill collector says I'm overdue? Climate change. Neighbour accuses me of spying on her with my binoculars while she's nude sunbathing? Climate change.

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